Things I Don't Get About People, someecard style!

There are lots of things and people you encounter on a daily basis. Do you ever catch yourself thinking, "I don't get you..."? I've laid out some of those people I don't necessarily "get," but I did it e-card style, because who doesn't like a good someecard??

{via} #champagnecaviarpup

~People who push their animals around in strollers. Animals need exercise (unless they have some ailment). Let them run and play. I bet if you could communicate with a pup and asked him, he'd probably tell you that he prefers to be on the ground, sniffing other dogs' butts around, than up in a baby stroller.

~Couples who can't do things without the other person. I like spending time with my husband as much as the next person and we actually do a lot of things together. But we don't HAVE to do EVERYTHING together. It's good and important to have friends and interests outside of your relationship.

{via} #thatswhatsportscastersarefor

~People who post minute-by-minute updates on Facebook during a sporting event. Posts at the end of the game are fine, but the ones where it's like "Yes this is gut-wrenching stuff we're watching" and "Noooo...well that sucked" (taken from actual FB posts)....I don't need a play-by-play. If I wanted to know what was going on, I'd be watching the game and listening to the professional announcers.

{via} #girlspoop

~People who can't be themselves around their long-time significant other (not talking beginning of a relationship). If you're too afraid to wear a mud mask, pretend that you don't poop, or something else that could be deemed "embarrassing" around your significant other, what kind of a relationship are you in? If you can't be yourself around your significant other, who CAN you be yourself around?

{via} #notadate

~Couples that call everyday activities "dates." Going to the store together, standing in line to vote, sitting on the couch watching tv....these aren't "dates"...they're every day stuff that you're doing together. If you were single and a guy said "let's go to the grocery store" or just wanted to hang out on the couch and watch tv all the time, and then called it a 'date', you'd be ticked, call your girl friends, and be all "Can you believe he thought that was a date??"

 Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean that's a date...it just means you're doing something, together. Spending time together IS awesome, and needed, in a relationship, but just because you're together doesn't mean it's a date. Dating is doing something out of your normal routine--that's what makes it special. "Date night" for couples with kids doesn't entail cleaning up after the kids and sitting around in sweats. It's doing something outside of every day stuff.

~People who pretend that their lives are suuuuper perfect. They're usually the ones who say "We're not perfect" but then go on to convince explain, in detail, why they are.

#keeptryingtoconvinceyourselfyourehappy  #yourenotfoolinganyone

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~People who don't say hello or good morning back when it's said to them. It amazes me on a daily basis how many kids and even parents will totally ignore the fact that I've said "good morning" to them when I'm at my morning duty at school. It's a simple human gesture. I say "good morning," and you acknowledge my existence and say "good morning" back to me. I'm certainly not saying it to the wind...I'm talking to YOU.

~People who can't be happy for their friends. Why does someone else's happiness or "place" in their life have any bearing on yours? Big things like buying a house, baby decisions or even smaller less life-changing things....Even if it's something that you wish you had or maybe don't even want/agree with, why do you need to wish them ill will, or talk negatively about them? Why can't you just be happy for them?

~People who don't cover their mouth when they cough. Or sneeze. Ew.

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~People who are super judgmental. The ones who go out of their way to reprimand someone or express judgement for doing/not doing something, especially when it's something that they've done themselves. What gives you the right to tell someone what they did was 'wrong'? Especially in the instance that you're just as guilty of the same thing!

{via} #getoffyourhighhorse

~Going along with the last one, people who claim they are fiercely loyal friends, that they'd do anything for their friends, etc. and then you find out they've been talking about you behind your back....

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What don't YOU "get" about people?