Thursday, May 28, 2015

Bachelorette Thoughts

It's about that time, friends. Time to dissect the Bachelorette, but today we're gonna do a run down of the guys, because I have comments. Lots and lots of comments!

So let's hit the ground running!

Daniel--he's a fashion designer, who resembles Edward Norton. It's the first thing I think every time I see him. Do you see it?

JJ-he's a self-proclaimed, divorcee with a kid, who lives in his parents' basement. He's also "smarter than 90% of people" (apparently).
And, he's also our resident douche for the season. Who needs to go home, immediately.
Hi, douche...I mean, JJ!
Joe--he's from Tennessee, and sweet as some Southern Sweet tea (read that with a Southern accent). I like him. He just needs to cut the hedgehog-like hair a little bit. No one wants to date Sonic.
I mean, seriously, his forehead and hair take up half his face!
Meet Shawn. He is basically Ryan Gosling reincarnated (even tho Ryan G isn't dead--thank goodness). He doesn't really look like him in his Bachelorette photo, but my word, my heart skipped a little beat when I saw him and immediately pictured running into his shirtless body with outstretched arms like in Crazy Stupid Love.
Not sure where he was this past week tho.
Hello Ry-...err....Shawn!
And then there was Tony. Tony who showed up on the first night with an unexplained black eye. He also likes to speak in circles about love and light and a whole bunch of other hippie-dippy stuff. And he doesn't remember Kaitlyn's name, but he wants to make sure she is available to meet his needs in love. 
First requirement--remember your love interest's name. Namaste.
*all photos in this post were from ABC.com
There are plenty of other guys, and most of them seem to be normal--normal enough that I don't have any witty commentary about them....yet. There are also a bunch who I have no idea who they are when I looked at their pictures on the Bachelorette website. So I'm guessing they are low-flyers, at least for now.

I can't wait for the rest of the season to unfold, and for the rest of the commentary that will inevitably come with it!
Catch ya in the rose garden!

21 comments:

  1. Ok so don't hate me but.... I don't watch the bachelor or the bachelorette... like ever. Can we still be friends?!!?

    <3, Pamela
    Sequins & Sea Breezes

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  2. Tony...I have no words and he keeps thinking Britt is the bachelorette LOL!!! JJ needs to go home and I can't remember which one of them actually referred to it as a game, but I thought it was him!!! Shawn...YES!! My money is on him, if I had money it lol! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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  3. Haha love this run down of some of the guys, never noticed the hedgehog hair lol but you are spot on! I'm really hoping Tony gets the boot soon, he's painful to watch :-P

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  4. This is hilarious! Ben Z all the way:)

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  5. UGH! Can't stand JJ and love some Shawn! Looks like a seriously good (drama-filled) season!

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  6. Okay, I'm literally dying over here - based on this commentary, you and I are soul mates. Ha! I 100% echo all your sentiments here and am glad I'm not nuts in thinking the one guy looks like Ryan Gosling! Have you seen next week's promos? Apparently Clint is gay?

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  7. Love this! I'm recapping this season on my blog too and these guys are giving me some pretty good material already! JJ is such a jerk, I loved Amy Schumer's reaction to him! I'm pretty sure Tony has no idea what is going on. Shawn B is definitely a Ryan Gosling look alike! I think he's definitely a contender. I can't wait to see what happens when Nick returns too, should be a good season!

    Kelsey
    www.thepeacockroost.com

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  8. LOVE the Bachelorette and you were spot on with your descriptions! Can't wait to keep up with the season with you!

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  9. Love Bachelorette talk any day of the week!! I really liked JJ… until he opened his mouth; gosh he got SO annoying SO quick! I’m SO ready for him to go! Haha I definitely just tried to read southern sweet tea with a southern accent.

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  10. 100% agree with all of your commentary. Especially the part about Tony! I mentioned the random black eye to my roommate and was really confused. lol

    I cannot wait to see the rest of the season! It's gonna be awesome! lol

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  11. I haven't watched this season yet but I absolutely love your commentary. Wait he really lives in his parents basement and let that out immediately? May want to hold a few things back homeboy.

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  12. I cannot stand JJ but you know he will be kept around for ratings.....sadly.

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  13. Tony is so weird!!! JJ is an ask but she hasn't seen that side unfortunately. I don't think she is that serious. I think she just wants to have fun and make out w/ a lot of hot guys!! Lol

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  14. HA! I meant to text you and I totally see Mr. Norton too! Too funny! This season has me cracking up and I'm sure loving having my wine back this time! I like Sean and welder guy so far!

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  15. Yes yes yes to all these assessments! I think Shawn is the front-runner too.. he is so cute! I'm 99% positive he's nabbing the one-on-one next week... or at least he better be since he was nowhere to be seen in this week's episode. I am rooting for Chris too though-- he's my friend's roommate's brother and such a sweetie!
    - Alyssa with an A

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  16. OMG YES he does look like Ed Norton - I thought the same thing. JJ is douchey and he bugs me. Love this recap!

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  17. Wow, your basement turned out great! I love the floors! I'm DYING to redo some things in our kitchen. That wine funny had me rolling! So true. I hope you have a great weekend!! :)

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  18. Tony is such a WEIRDO!!! I hope he gets the boot soon. I love Shawn. He really should be one of the final guys. And I would TOTALLY love him as the next bachelor.

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  19. k I agree with everything and totally thought shawn looks like ryan, too!! like twins! k and tony is sooo weird! I hope he stays on a little longer so I can keep being entertained by his weird shockra yoga stuff
    xo, Candace | Lovely Little Rants

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  20. I am soooo anxious to see what this season has in store!!! JJ is awful and I wish he was gone this week. I do like Shawn though!!

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  21. As I'm watching the Bachelorette right now and reading your thoughts, I can't stop laughing! You're so right, what an interesting mix of men! Xo, Stephanie

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