Bachelorette Thoughts

It's about that time, friends. Time to dissect the Bachelorette, but today we're gonna do a run down of the guys, because I have comments. Lots and lots of comments!

So let's hit the ground running!

Daniel--he's a fashion designer, who resembles Edward Norton. It's the first thing I think every time I see him. Do you see it?

JJ-he's a self-proclaimed, divorcee with a kid, who lives in his parents' basement. He's also "smarter than 90% of people" (apparently).

And, he's also our resident douche for the season. Who needs to go home, immediately.

Hi, douche...I mean, JJ!

Joe--he's from Tennessee, and sweet as some Southern Sweet tea (read that with a Southern accent). I like him. He just needs to cut the hedgehog-like hair a little bit. No one wants to date Sonic.

I mean, seriously, his forehead and hair take up half his face!

Meet Shawn. He is basically Ryan Gosling reincarnated (even tho Ryan G isn't dead--thank goodness). He doesn't really look like him in his Bachelorette photo, but my word, my heart skipped a little beat when I saw him and immediately pictured running into his shirtless body with outstretched arms like in Crazy Stupid Love.

Not sure where he was this past week tho.

Hello Ry-...err....Shawn!

And then there was Tony. Tony who showed up on the first night with an unexplained black eye. He also likes to speak in circles about love and light and a whole bunch of other hippie-dippy stuff. And he doesn't remember Kaitlyn's name, but he wants to make sure she is available to meet his needs in love. 

First requirement--remember your love interest's name. Namaste.

*all photos in this post were from ABC.com

There are plenty of other guys, and most of them seem to be normal--normal enough that I don't have any witty commentary about them....yet. There are also a bunch who I have no idea who they are when I looked at their pictures on the Bachelorette website. So I'm guessing they are low-flyers, at least for now.

I can't wait for the rest of the season to unfold, and for the rest of the commentary that will inevitably come with it!

Catch ya in the rose garden!