How about another round of Jenn's crazy preggo dreams?? My brain seems to be keeping me in steady supply of them!
~I dreamt that I "woke up" and had given birth to our baby, but remembered nothing about it because I'd been in a coma, and it had apparently happened days before (on the same day as a friend of mine who is pregnant and due around me). When I saw the baby, it was in the bassinet at the hospital with puppies, and had to have been at least 15-20 pounds and super fat. But then I was told I was going home with a 15 year old Indian or Hispanic kid, which was supposedly the 15 year old version of our baby. Umm, wacky!
~I had a dream that I went to an old friend's sister's wedding and they were serving raw ground beef, and the chef was wearing it around his neck. And everything on the dinner menu had the prices that the wedding couple had paid for everyone's dinner.
~I dreamt that my coworkers (all elementary school teachers) and I had to take a final exam which involved writing a paper and it was about science and technology in relation to cancer.
~I dreamt that I was chasing a bad guy (for what reason I don't know), and the bad guy happened to be Kristen Douty from Vanderpump...who then morphed into one of my middle-aged coworkers in the middle of the dream. I chased her to this remote spot that was surrounded by lake/water and apparently by alligators. I had Cooper with me (because who else would you be with on a chase like this?) and had to rescue him from an alligator by hiding him in an oven.
So that one was a mix of real life, reality tv, and Hansel and Gretel lol
~I dreamed that I was with Stephanie and her husband, and we were climbing down into a trench, and we had to help her husband MFD since his feet were injured. I don't remember much beyond that, but I attribute this one to reading her blog post about her husband's ventures out west shortly before going to bed lol.
There have been some other, less strange dreams, but these ones definitely were share-worthy lol
ok these crack me up! the beef necklace. LOL. and the huge baby and you in a coma. i mean they are all great! hahah
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Oh my word, these are some wacky dreams! Although a baby in a bassinet with puppies, sounds like the best dream ever! I must have had a strange dream over the weekend because I apparently woke up, shook my husband and said there are white spots on the blanket and went back to sleep...when he asked if I was ok, I told him to go back to sleep!
ReplyDeleteA bassinet of puppies and a baby?! Sign me up for one of those! ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha! The preggo dreams are crazy! I was always shocked when I woke up and would think to myself "what the heck just happened". lol.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny! Being pregnant does such weird things to your body!
ReplyDeleteOmg, I was constantly dreaming that I woke up and had already had the baby and it was surrounded by some bizarre circumstance, like a coma, or being married to a different husband. HATED those dreams because they felt so real!
ReplyDeleteGirl...lol...you really have it bad!! haha
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, those are indeed some crazy and very random/unique/scary dreams!
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