Guest Post: Pinky! from pinkpersistance

Today I have for you my first bloggie-to-real-life friend to entertain you all today. Her name is P!nky and she blogs over at p!nkpers!stance. She's a super sweet chick, keeps me entertained throughout each and every work day, and I heart her to pieces! Read her post and then check out her page if you haven't already!

Peace out girlscouts!

Love, Jenn

~.~.~.~.~

Hey Going the Distance readers. My name's PINKY and this is me:

OH haaaaaaaay!

I blog over at pinkpersistence and you should totally come join the PINK party.

I like to:

Dance

Drink wine

Hang with friends

Party party

read

drink wine (duh)

Play soccer and kickball

go to the gym

and indulge in a sweet glass of wine...WHAT!?!?!

Besides drinking wine (I'm not a lush, really!) one of my FAVORITE things to do is go out dancing with my girls. I loooooooooooove getting all dolled up, dressing seksi and dropping it LOW on the dance floor while the DJs bangin' some fly beats.

DROP IT DROP IT LOW GUUUUUUUUUURL!

I mean come on, what girl doesn't like to jam out with her friends on a dance floor while looking super duper cute?

(If you don't have rhythm it's okay, I'll still dance with you!)

Going out dancing is all about fun, drinks, friends and a good time.

UNTIL you meant the CREEPERsss...

Uuuuuuuuuuugh! Please raise your hand if you know what I'm talking about?

(YEAH I SEE YOU, RAISE IT PROUD!)

I will never understand WHY guys think a group of chicks dancing together is an invitation to come up and rub their body on ours.

EWWW GROSS!!

Don't boys KNOW that girls don't dress up for guys

WE DRESS UP FOR OTHER GIRLS!

Am I right or am I right?!?!

Now, pleeeeeeeeeeeease don't think I'm getting preachy.

Trust me, I've had plenty of nights of dressing up

hoping to meet a hottie with a body at a bar,

back when I was in my early twenties!

(GASP, late twenties sounds soooooooooooooo gross to me right now)

Below are some examples of WHEN it's not cool to creep:

Knee high boots do NOT MEAN HOOKER, please walk away!

Just because I'm dressed as a bottle of liquor that DOESN'T mean you have a shot!

My tummy may be showing but NO TOUCHING!!!!

On stage where NO ONE can creep is where I'm the happiest dancing

Everyone has a lil BRITNEY SPEARS IN THEM! Doesn't mean we're easy like she is.
YOU BETTER BE wearing shoes in gas stations too ladies

Yeah, Don't wanna dance with you thanks!



I'm having PLENTY of fun without you dude, trust me!



Those were pretty ridiculous right?!?!?

Yeah, I take pride I mean shake my head at myself sometimes.

Moral of this post, just because you fine ladies look HOT

that doesn't mean dudes deserve to creep!

Next time a dude creeps just tell him:

I'm Not Here for Your Entertainment!

I hope I haven't offended or pissed anyone off, but I felt this is something dudes need to know.

Want more? Come visit *me* post haste!!!

Now, please ROCK OUT to this AWESOME SONG!!!

PREACH IT PINK, PREACH IT!