Funny Kid Stories

With a new school year comes new kid stories and I've been saving up these gems since the start of school. I figured a good time to share was right after Winter Break when we all might need a little laughter to get us through going back to our old routines.

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 The part of my job that I love most is working with kids. Stuff like this is just the icing on the cake.

When working with a 1st grader....

Me: "Whats your favorite food, A?"
A: "Old McDonalds"

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Kindergarten girl, after finishing reciting the pledge of allegiance

Loud burst of "OOOOOH say can you seeeee!" like she was at a baseball game.

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After asking some Kindergarten boys some of their favorites, in order to get to know them, I asked who their best friend was. They told me, and then they asked who mine was. I said "My best friend's name is Genna" and the one kid says "Genna....that sounds like gentleman"

The same kid, when I asked what he wanted to be when he grows up, says "a soldier in George Washington's army."
I paused and told him that might be difficult because....
the other boy jumps in and says "cuz he's dead!"
The first boy then says "it's not nice to tell people they're dead"

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One of my quirky 5th grade boys told me that his favorite number is 420.
When I asked him why, he shared
"Because it looks like USA, backwards"
I moved on and didn't ask questions.

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When I gave a 3rd grade boy a picture of gloves and asked him to tell me what they were used for, he said: "to keep your colds nice and warm".
Well, yeah, that's the general idea...


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Me: "Tell me about a ghost"
Kinder boy: "Willy Wonka was one..."
Me:.......Ok.....
Kinder Boy: "They eat couch cushions"
Should I then assume that Willy Wonka eats couch cushions??

This same kid also told me that hamburgers are a vegetable.

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When I asked a Kindergartener why he doesn't like peaches, his response was: "because I'm not a healthy man and I like chicken nuggets."

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I'm looking forward to a school year with continued laughter and funny stories :)
Hope these made you laugh!