In theory.....In Reality

In theory, the people who put those statue lions outside of their houses/palaces do so to make it look more regal and elegant....but in reality, they're usually in front of tiny houses, which makes them just look strange and misplaced instead of grand and regal.

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In theory, people with expensive fancy sports cars and vanity plates like "1M 2SEXY" are telling the world just how cool and awesome they are.....In reality, they're broadcasting something completely opposite (there's actually a tumblr for douchey license plates). Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back and complementing yourself on how awesome you are!

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In theory, people talk crap about other people because they think they are better than them.....In reality, if they're spending their time talking crap and spreading lies about someone else, they're no better than the crap they are talking.

In theory, 'mini' versions of snack foods are awesome. Smaller portions, fewer calories!......In reality, you eat twice as much because "they are smaller" and you feel just as guilty (dang you mini milano cookies!!!)

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In theory, it seems really difficult to drink all the water in one day that you're supposed to. "How am I supposed to drink SO MUCH liquid?"......In reality, you place a tasty bunch of beverages in front of me, and I can drink the required amount of liquid in no time....but it's not water!

In theory, you can wait to go to the bathroom until you get home. After all, it's a short commute, right?.....In reality, (and without fail) there's an accident causing back ups and delays, and you're sitting in your car doing the pee-pee dance.

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In theory, you'll just watch one episode of this new show that's on Netflix or On Demand.....In reality, you just binge-watched the entire season and lost track of an entire day. Oops!

In theory, you just need one thing from Target.....In reality, you're leaving with a cart full of bags and wondering how one thing turned into 25+!

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In theory, you're taking your dog out for a super quick walk because it's raining and storming and downright awful outside....In reality, your dog chooses this time to sniff every.single.thing outside, wander around aimlessly, and you end up being the wet dog of this outing!


Here's hoping this gave you a chuckle and that you're not the wet dog today :)

Happy Wednesday!