Confessions and Hashtags

I know that Jess isn't doing the link up this week for confessions because of a psycho online presence who decided to try and steal her identity!!!! but I already had some confessions written down and I figured I'd share them with you anyway.

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I confess that....

.....my best friend and I now have identical cars and I love it. She had to get a new car because some jerk rear ended her a couple weeks ago, totaling her car. After some research and test drives, she decided to go with the 2016 Rogue...and in the same color as mine. Who needs bestie necklaces when you have bestie cars? #matchymatchy

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.....when trying to figure out what to do with the flower bed area outside of our house, I realized MG and I both have ZERO clue what we're doing. Thank goodness for a friend who's plant-smart to help us out! #greenthumbwannabe

......I was 5 days late this past weekend, and I'm never late. With each passing day my hopes kept getting bigger, until aunt flow came along and slapped me across the face with reality (ok, not across my face...but you know). But, I'm ok, and am looking forward. This doesn't define me--it's just another point in our journey. I'm choosing to look at it as my body getting ready to get pregnant. Positivity, right? #butdamnthatwasablower

.....I think ice cream should be its own food group. I would call that food group "Necessary for Happiness". Sounds better than "dairy" or "grains" right? #nomnom

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.....I woke up on Wednesday morning with a monster zit in the middle of my forehead. It was painful and annoying. I'm thinking this might be the start of me turning into a unicorn and this is just my horn beginning to sprout. #unicornintraining

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....part of me feels guilty about not working this summer. I don't get paid during the months that we're out of school which sucks, and when I've worked summer school in the past it's decent money for a short amount of time and I still get a break from work for a few weeks. But if we are going to do any fertility treatments, it won't work since there are early morning doctor's visits, and I can't miss days during summer school. So, I'm not working. It'll be a hit financially (not terribly so, but we'll definitely be eating into some savings), but I hope the stress-free living for the summer will help us on the baby front, and in general. #teacherproblems

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....sometimes those videos where people hold up a never-ending stream of cards with messages on them, telling their stories annoy me. When I saw the first one, I thought it was cool. Now I feel like whenever I log onto facebook there's another video with someone telling their story through writing on cards. Usually I scroll right past them now. Is that bad? #judgemeifyouwill

.....I could probably eat taco salads every day. Or some form of Mexican. My GI tract probably wouldn't love it, but my tummy sure would! #ole

....on my drive home from work the other day I got a major itch on the bottom of my foot. My driving foot. And of course there were no red lights on my normally red-light laden commute home. So I drove around trying to simultaneously not think about the major itch, and also not drive into oncoming traffic. #perfecttiming
I'll leave you with that entertaining image!
What are you confessing this week??