Drama returns: THE BACHELORPAD

As if we didn't get enough drama from the Bachelorette, we didn't even have to go longer than a week before we got another dose of drama. This time, on an even larger scale than the Bachelor/ette could offer. Oh, Bachelorpad, you have returned!

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Now, to be totally up front with you, I will 100% admit that this is drama tv and really really stupid. I will also admit, that I enjoy the hell out of watching it...and laughing at people. People like this guy:

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There are several reasons for this, but the main two being: 1) he is dating Vienna and "in love" with her, which in and of itself (to me) is laughable. 2) His mention of how he has gained "30 pounds of SOLID muscle" only to get red-faced and p**** out when Jake came up to talk to him (so much for Vienna's claims that he would deck Jake the first chance he got).

I also kind of feel bad for the guy because he has fallen under the evil Vienna's brainwashing trap and seems to believe everything that she says. I think in the moments where one person has about 8 enemies because of things that she has done (like cheating with someone else's boyfriend), you might want to start listening to the other sides of the story. But, that's just me.

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On to Vienna....first of all, thank god she got rid of that horrid gray eye shadow she was trying to rock on Jake's season. Seocondly, what a B*T*H!!! She needs to take a few more acting classes in order to be more convincing about how she "fears" Jake. Really??? I don't think a fly could fear Jake. He's kind of like Ryan from this past season of the Bachelorette. They're always smiling, always walking on the sunny side of the street. Perhaps this is part of an act on Jake's part, but realistically I think Vienna is fame-hungry and manipulative.  I didn't like her before, but after seeing her in the hanging competition where her slave boyfriend Kasey tries with all of his might to hang on longer than Jake and Jackie, but can't. Did you all see when Vienna fell off and touched his leg how DARK his legs were from loss of circulation? (they are on the far right...look how purple his legs look! Well....they all do, but she had NO sympathy.)

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And then she sits there and lectures him about how he was supposed to come here and "protect" her (uhh....you weren't hanging from a cliff you dummy), and how she expected more from him. I'm sorry, sweetie, but you're lucky he held on as long as he did. I'm pretty sure she really would have been ok if he needed his legs amputated after the competition as long as they had won. I. CAN'T. STAND. HER. The end.

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The rest of the house is filled with other drama that is sure to unfold. Mainly with the Holly/Michael/Blake triangle. (If Holly doesn't want Michael, I'll take him. I love a cute, funny guy!) Blake seems like a tool to me. And why did he gravitate towards Melissa? She's not really that attractive and I remember her being kind of crazy in her season. But, whatevs!

One way or another, it's sure to be a drama-filled season. I just hope I can make it through without breaking our tv from throwing something at Vienna's head. Ugh!

Happy Tuesday!!