Coffee Talk

If we were having coffee, I'd be ordering an iced coffee with a splash of hazelnut because it has been suuuuuper hot and humid here lately!

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If we were having coffee, I'd ask you if you'd seen/heard the latest blue/black, gold/white dress going around the interwebs? I definitely hear Laurel, every single time and have NO idea how anyone hears Yanny. How does this stuff happen?
If you have no idea what I'm talking about, check here and see which one you hear.

If we were having coffee, I'd tell you that our annoying man-child renter strikes again! So we got an offer on our condo Tuesday night and it was a decent enough offer that we'll just barely break even on the place (but worth it to be rid of the burden of owning and renting out our place). The only problem was we can't close on a saturday which was the last day of the lease, so we called the renter to see if he would move out the 28th. School ends for us on the 15th keep in mind. He hemmed and hawed about it, saying he was planning on moving out (out of state!) and doing the cleaning and repairs all on the 30th! MG offered to do all of the repairs and cleaning if he would be out on the 28th, etc etc. The guy even had the audacity to ask if it was worth us waiting for another offer!!!!!!!

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Luckily while we were debating with him, the realtor said the buyer was willing to close on July 2 so it wasn't an issue, and the renter is now going to be responsible for cleaning and repairs. Too bad he didn't agree earlier or he would have been able to take advantage of us further.
I really can't with this guy.

If we were having coffee, I'd tell you how I've been watching new shows lately. Below Deck Med is back (one of the few Bravo shows that MG watches with me), that we've been watching Roseanne and enjoying it more than we thought we would have, and we started getting into Outlander because we have free Starz for some reason right now. Definitely need the subtitles for that one!

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If we were having coffee,  I'd tell you that I can't believe that next weekend is already Memorial Day weekend! Time is seriously going at warp speed! Our oldest niece is having her HS graduation party that weekend and apparently over 100 people are invited. It's gonna be so much fun, but I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the fact that she's going to college this summer!

If we were having coffee, I'd share with you that we were going to have my friend and her daughter over for dinner last night because her husband has been out of town all week, and I know it's tough doing it solo. Dinner with friends takes some of the burden off, and lets you get out of the house, and that's what friends are for! Unfortunately, plans changed because her grandfather is very sick, so they had to pack and catch a plane to NC today to see him. Praying for their family!

If we were having coffee, I'd share that I need a haircut, like so badly, and got one scheduled for this Saturday! I also can't stand the baby hairs that have grown in from my post partum hair loss (for soon-to-be mamas, the hair loss is NO JOKE!!!!). They pop up in just about every picture I take and just look so stupid. I'm sure by the time they grow back to normal, I'll be dealing with the loss all over again with the next baby (God willing). They're extra annoying when it's humid out and they develop more of a mind of their own! Ughhhh!

If we were having coffee, I'd share that I'm super excited for Wine Fest this Saturday at Mount Vernon (yes George Washington's house) and really hoping the rain disappears! My MIL and SIL are coming down with my two nieces to spend time with us, and then babysit Ella for us Saturday night so we can have an evening out with our friends, adults only! MG and I have done the beer fest in the past, pre-baby, but never the wine fest, so I'm looking forward to it!

From June 2016 Beer Fest

If we were having coffee, I'd show you this picture of Ella and her daddy, reading together after playing in the water table the other night (hence her shirtless-ness haha). I just love watching them together.

What would you share if we were having coffee together?